1. Did you just fart? cuz you just blew me away!

2. Are yer parent's retards? Because you're pure special

3. Mah love for you is like Diarrhoea, cuz ah canny hud it in

4. Your body reminds me ov a spanner, every time ah think of it ma nuts pure tighten up

5. You might no be the best lookin bird, but beauty's only a light switch away