The Welcome Inn

A - Z Words Containing Letter "K"

MidNitePoet — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 14:01:18 GMT

A=Ankle

A - Z Boys/girls Names

MidNitePoet — Wed, 28 May 2008 20:10:42 GMT

Albert

A - Z Double Letter

MidNitePoet — Sat, 31 May 2008 16:12:34 GMT

A- Apple

A - Z of Pets names

killielassie — Fri, 30 May 2008 17:55:16 GMT

Self Explatatory.

A=Ali ---

A - Z Words ending in ing

MidNitePoet — Fri, 16 May 2008 18:53:21 GMT

A-Z Words ending in ing

Anything

A - Z Food

Abby-Lou — Fri, 30 May 2008 18:38:21 GMT

A-Apple

A - Z 6 Letter Words

MidNitePoet — Fri, 16 May 2008 19:13:49 GMT

Archer

A-Z Around The House

MidNitePoet — Sat, 23 Aug 2008 21:07:57 GMT

Self explanatory..

A=Arm Chair

A - Z Oxymorons

MidNitePoet — Sun, 01 Jun 2008 20:20:06 GMT

An oxymoron is a figure of speech that combines two normally contradictory terms

here are some examples

Bitter Sweet

Military Intelligence

Pretty Ugly

all you have to do is post one of your favourite oxymorons per post

A=Absolutely unsure

A -Z of Television Shows

killielassie — Fri, 30 May 2008 17:41:18 GMT

Self explatory.

A= Are You being Served --- :geek:

Gimme Me 5

MidNitePoet — Sun, 01 Jun 2008 20:16:59 GMT

Example: Someone says gimme 5 days of the week--

Monday

Tuesday

Wednesday

Thursday

Friday

When you have answered you then ask for 5 more things.....

Now I will start this off!

Gimme 5 things in your refrigerator...

Little Johnny's Clean Jokes

MidNitePoet — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 09:40:04 GMT

MORE THAN A MOUTHFUL

Little Johnny's teacher says, "Class, today we are going to learn multi-syllable words. Does anybody have an example of a

multi-syllable word?"

Little Johnny raises his hand, "Me, Miss Finch!"

Miss Finch turns towards the eager young lad, "All right, Little Johnny, what is your multi-syllable

word?"

Little Johnny says, "Mas-tur-bate".

Miss Finch smiles and says, "Well, little Johnny, that sure is ...

ode to tam o shatner...

johno — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 11:14:59 GMT

JIM O SHATNER

Intae the wids amongst the trees

Jim bared his erse, his cheeks tae ease.

Nae sooner had his breeks gan doon

Than shitty flees were swarmin roon.

Intae the wind he bared his baws

And frae his erse a big keeck faws.

The reek it curled amongst the trees

Twis enough tae mak the birdies sneeze.

An a the beasts in burn and ditch

Got a whiff o� something awfy rich

Big Jim he wis in awfy pain.

It came out his ...

the wedding night

johno — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 11:11:37 GMT

A woman who had been on the game for 14 years was worried about the size of her fanny on her wedding night. So she decided to tell her husband she caught it climbing over a fence. After an hour in bed with her he said 'just how far across the fu**ing field were you before you realised?'

for all you c&w fan,s.

johno — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 11:09:17 GMT

This guy wants to be a proctologist, and he wants to be a really good proctologist, so he decides to go down to the morgue after class and practice a little.

Well, he uncovers the first guy and there is a cork in his arse!. He thinks it's a little strange, so he pulls it out and music starts playing!

"...On the road again, just can't wait to get on the road again..."

The guy really freaks out! He runs and gets the doctor and drags the poor guy back to the table.

"Look!" ...

Word Within A Word

MidNitePoet — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 01:24:02 GMT

The person above you leaves a word and you make a word using letters from that word~ Then you leave a word for the next person to do the same~

Watermelon

A - Z Animals

MidNitePoet — Mon, 19 May 2008 14:16:51 GMT

This game is about animals only.

A- Antelope

opposites

wiseguy — Sat, 17 May 2008 21:45:09 GMT

put the opposite to what the last poster left

ie in

would be out etc

then leave your own word

I got your mama!!!!!

mugley — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 04:40:27 GMT

Little Carol came into the kitchen where her mother was making dinner. Her birthday was coming up and she thought this was a good time to tell her mother what she wanted. 'Mom, I want a bike for my birthday.'

Now, Little Carol was a bit of a troublemaker.. She had gotten into trouble at school and at home. Carol's mother asked her if she thought she deserved to get a bike for her birthday. Little Carol, of course, thought she did.

Carol's mother, being a Christian woman, wanted her to reflect ...

Word conga

killielassie — Fri, 30 May 2008 17:39:19 GMT

Take the last two letters of the previous word and start your own

like this

stealth

themed

educate --- okay i'll start with

television ---

A - Z Cartoon Characters

Abby-Lou — Fri, 30 May 2008 18:35:53 GMT

A-Aladdin

A - Z words ending in IC

killielassie — Wed, 28 May 2008 16:39:04 GMT

Self explanatory.

A= Arabic ---

a to z of countrys

wiseguy — Fri, 16 May 2008 20:39:40 GMT

albania

X- Marks the spot (A-Z)

killielassie — Sun, 22 Jun 2008 17:47:41 GMT

This game is played alphabetically and every word must contain the letter X.

A=Axis ---

Scategory

MidNitePoet — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 17:03:37 GMT

Copy from the last post.

Paste onto your new post.

Fill out one category. You don't have to do this in order--just

pick one and fill it out.

When the last category has been filled, the next one to post

starts a new scategory with the next letter in the alphabet.

The Letter A

01. A famous man ........

02. A famous woman ......

03. A household item ......

04. A Country ..... Australia

05. A band or pop group ......

06. A city .......

07. A mood .......

08. ...

A -Z of what you are NOT

killielassie — Fri, 30 May 2008 17:57:53 GMT

just tell us what you are'nt, in alphabetical order of course.

I am not .... Arrogant ---

A-Z of Emotions, Moods & Feelings

MidNitePoet — Sun, 22 Jun 2008 20:39:51 GMT

A= Anxious

A - Z of anatomy

MidNitePoet — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 14:07:36 GMT

A=Arm

A - Z Careers

MidNitePoet — Wed, 28 May 2008 20:12:49 GMT

Auctioneer

Songs With A Color In The Title

MidNitePoet — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 17:19:44 GMT

We have songs with numbers and songs with names in them, we might as well have songs with color as well

Back in Black (AC/DC)

Songs With Numbers In The Title

MidNitePoet — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 09:59:18 GMT

Seeing that we have movies with numbers in them, how about songs with numbers in them.

16 Candles

name a song with a name in title

wiseguy — Sat, 17 May 2008 23:11:39 GMT

a guy/girls name in the title

oh diane

paul anka

A Z on breeds of Dog

killielassie — Sun, 01 Jun 2008 17:04:29 GMT

Self explanatory

A= Afgan Hound ---

A - Z Birds

MidNitePoet — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 18:22:55 GMT

A - Abert's Towhee

A -Z one word movies or tv shows.

killielassie — Sun, 22 Jun 2008 17:43:58 GMT

A=Andromeda ---

A -Z of names of Cocktails

killielassie — Sun, 13 Jul 2008 17:20:43 GMT

I'll start with:-

A=Afterburner ---

poor murphy

johno — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 23:13:11 GMT

Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking like he'd

just been run

over by a train.

His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut

and bruised

and he's walking with a limp

' What happened to you?' asks Sean, the bartender.

' Jamie O'Conner and me had a fight,' says

Paddy.

' That little runt, O'Conner,' says Sean,

'He couldn't do that to you, he must have had

something in his hand.'

' That he did,' says Paddy, 'a shovel is what

he had, and ...

dayum!!!!!!! MNP is this you?????or Saffy?

mugley — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 23:20:17 GMT

and you thought you had problems

Published 57 minutes ago

The Woman Who has 200 Orgasms every day

UK's Sarah Carmen, 24, is a 200-a-day orgasm girl who gets good, good, GOOD vibrations from almost anything. She suffers from Permanent Sexual Arousal Syndrome (PSAS), which increases blood flow to the sex organs. "Sometimes I have so much sex to try to calm myself down I get bored of it. And men I sleep with don't seem to make as much effort because I climax so easily."

She ...

have you ever

wiseguy — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 22:35:13 GMT

self explanatery really answer then ask

ever danced in the rain

Pregnancy Advice

mugley — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 07:29:15 GMT

Pregnancy Advice

A woman went to her doctor for advice. She told him that her husband had developed a penchant for anal sex, and she was not sure that it was such a good idea

'Do you enjoy it?' The doctor asked.

'Actually, yes, I do.'

'Does it hurt you?' he asked.

'No. I rather like it.'

'Well, then,' the doctor continued, 'there's no reason that you shouldn't practice anal sex, if that's what you like, so long as you take care not to get pregnant.'

The woman ...

Scottish castle

mugley — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 07:33:19 GMT

This fellow was touring an ancient Scottish castle that had a reputation for being haunted. He was a little nervous about that and asked his tour guide, an elderly woman, had she ever seen a ghost there? She laughed and said, " no as long as I've worked here, I've never seen a ghost!! He was relieved to hear that and then asked well how long have you worked here? she replied, " a little over four hundred years!"

Peek A Boo

MidNitePoet — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 15:48:11 GMT

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He says to the doctor, "I've felt so weird lately, Doc, can you tell me what's wrong?"

The doctor replied, "Well, I can clearly see your nuts!"

~Groaners~

MidNitePoet — Sun, 24 Aug 2008 13:18:53 GMT

You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox.

The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow. I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".

I went down the local supermarket, I said "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it". He said "Those are pickled onions".

I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah, I thought "he's trying to pull a fast one".

I ...

orgy in nursing home

wiseguy — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 08:11:45 GMT

a illusion

wiseguy — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 22:57:00 GMT

How Friendly Are You?

MidNitePoet — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 13:22:17 GMT

Well Tell Us!!

The Beach Test

MidNitePoet — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 16:58:44 GMT

http://www.blogthings.com/thebeachtest/

What the Beach Test Says About You

You are a loner, and you're fine with that. You find the most fulfillment in solitude. And you never feel more lonely than when you're in a crowd.....true

You fall in love with ease and confidence. Even if you've had bad experiences in the past, each new love is a reason to start completely over.false...once burnt, twice shy

You are a deep and contemplative person. You are as passionate as ...

What Does Your Bed Say About You?

MidNitePoet — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 13:19:07 GMT

Could be interesting results

Chinese joke.

hotrod4 — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 18:51:18 GMT

Guy picks up a very beautiful chinese lady in a bar and takes her home for some "coffee".

After a bit of light "refreshments" the chinese girl turns to the guy and says " I'll do absolutley anything you want, just name it!"

Wow thinks the guy "well in that case I'll have a 69!!!"

"P off " says the chinese lady "there is no way I am cooking sweet and sour pork at this time of night!!!!"

cat & mice in heaven

snappy — Sun, 17 Aug 2008 19:59:32 GMT

A cat died and went to Heaven. God met her at the gates and said, 'You have been a good cat all these years. Anything you want is yours for the asking.'

The cat thought for a minute and then said, 'All my life I lived on a farm and slept on hard wooden floors. I would like a real fluffy pillow to sleep on.'

God said, 'Say no more.' Instantly the cat had a huge fluffy pillow.

A few days later, six mice were killed in an accident and they all went to Heaven together. God met ...