http://3456.heavenforum.com/bonnie-scotland-f31/-t1.htm Anything to do with scotland Fri, 09 Oct 2009 21:49:43 GMT 10 http://i81.servimg.com/u/f81/12/41/46/65/untitl10.gif http://3456.heavenforum.com/bonnie-scotland-f31/-t1.htm http://3456.heavenforum.com/bonnie-scotland-f31/scotsman-singing-in-ireland-t4462.htm Alice ]]> BONNIE SCOTLAND Fri, 09 Oct 2009 21:49:43 GMT http://3456.heavenforum.com/bonnie-scotland-f31/scotsman-singing-in-ireland-t4462.htm#112224 http://3456.heavenforum.com/bonnie-scotland-f31/scotsman-singing-in-ireland-t4462.htm http://3456.heavenforum.com/bonnie-scotland-f31/scottish-chat-up-lines-t4434.htm wiseguy
2. Are yer parent's retards? Because you're pure special

3. Mah love for you is like Diarrhoea, cuz ah canny hud it in

4. Your body reminds me ov a spanner, every time ah think of it ma nuts pure tighten up

5. You might no be the best lookin bird, but beauty's only a light switch away]]> BONNIE SCOTLAND Thu, 08 Oct 2009 17:32:08 GMT http://3456.heavenforum.com/bonnie-scotland-f31/scottish-chat-up-lines-t4434.htm#111717 http://3456.heavenforum.com/bonnie-scotland-f31/scottish-chat-up-lines-t4434.htm http://3456.heavenforum.com/bonnie-scotland-f31/jokes-that-only-work-in-scotland-t3773.htm wiseguy A Glasgow woman goes to the dentist and settles down in the chair. "Comfy?" asks the dentist. "Govan," she replies. What did the Siamese twins from Glasgow call their autobiography? Oor Wullie. A guy walks into an antiques shop and says: "How much for the set of antlers?" "Two hundred quid," says the bloke behind the counter. "That's affa deer," says the guy. Did you hear about the fella who liked eating bricks and cement? ... BONNIE SCOTLAND Mon, 27 Jul 2009 17:47:04 GMT http://3456.heavenforum.com/bonnie-scotland-f31/jokes-that-only-work-in-scotland-t3773.htm#92863 http://3456.heavenforum.com/bonnie-scotland-f31/jokes-that-only-work-in-scotland-t3773.htm http://3456.heavenforum.com/bonnie-scotland-f31/proud-to-be-scottish-t4432.htm wiseguy Being Scottish is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or aTurkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV. And the most Scottish thing of all? Suspicion of all things foreign! Only in Scotland can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. Only in Scotland do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the shop to ... BONNIE SCOTLAND Thu, 08 Oct 2009 17:19:09 GMT http://3456.heavenforum.com/bonnie-scotland-f31/proud-to-be-scottish-t4432.htm#111711 http://3456.heavenforum.com/bonnie-scotland-f31/proud-to-be-scottish-t4432.htm http://3456.heavenforum.com/bonnie-scotland-f31/custom-made-t4192.htm maybee

]]> BONNIE SCOTLAND Tue, 08 Sep 2009 16:02:40 GMT http://3456.heavenforum.com/bonnie-scotland-f31/custom-made-t4192.htm#103487 http://3456.heavenforum.com/bonnie-scotland-f31/custom-made-t4192.htm http://3456.heavenforum.com/bonnie-scotland-f31/electric-brae-t2836.htm wiseguy ]]> BONNIE SCOTLAND Fri, 15 May 2009 09:31:27 GMT http://3456.heavenforum.com/bonnie-scotland-f31/electric-brae-t2836.htm#54403 http://3456.heavenforum.com/bonnie-scotland-f31/electric-brae-t2836.htm http://3456.heavenforum.com/bonnie-scotland-f31/ye-ken-you-are-scottish-if-t4050.htm maybee IT'S A PURE DEAD GIVE-AWAY THAT YOU'RE SCOTTISH IF :- 1. you consider scattered showers with outbreaks of sunshine is good weather 2. the only sausage you like is square 3. you have been forced to do Scottish country dancing every year at secondary school 4. you have a wide vocabulary of Scottish words such as numpty, aye, aye right, auldjin, baltic... 5. you destroyed your teeth when you were young using Buchanan's toffee, Wham bars, Penny Dainties, MB ... BONNIE SCOTLAND Thu, 20 Aug 2009 10:31:15 GMT http://3456.heavenforum.com/bonnie-scotland-f31/ye-ken-you-are-scottish-if-t4050.htm#97929 http://3456.heavenforum.com/bonnie-scotland-f31/ye-ken-you-are-scottish-if-t4050.htm http://3456.heavenforum.com/bonnie-scotland-f31/a-glasgow-love-poem-t4000.htm wiseguy SLAGGY SENGA FELL IN LOVE, SHE PLANNED TO MARRY JOE. SHE WAS SO HAPPY 'BOUT IT ALL, SHE TOLD HER FAITHER SO. FAITHER TOLD HER, SENGA DOLLL, YOU'LL HAVE TO FIND ANOTHER. I'D JUST AS SOON YUR MAW DON'T KNOW, BUT JOE IS YUR HALF BRITHER. SO SENGA PUT ASIDE HER JOE AND PLANNED TO MARRY WULL. BUT AFTER TELLING FAITHER THIS, HE SAID, 'THERE'S TROUBLE STILL.' YOU CANNY MARRY WULL, MY DOLL, AND PLEASE DON'T TELL YUR MITHER. BUT WILL AND JOE, AND SEVERAL MERR I ... BONNIE SCOTLAND Sun, 16 Aug 2009 16:47:31 GMT http://3456.heavenforum.com/bonnie-scotland-f31/a-glasgow-love-poem-t4000.htm#96904 http://3456.heavenforum.com/bonnie-scotland-f31/a-glasgow-love-poem-t4000.htm http://3456.heavenforum.com/bonnie-scotland-f31/test-for-cultural-identity-t3106.htm killielassie Test for cultural identity > > > > To appreciate this email you have to have lived and worked in > > Scotland, OR have been around Scots people a lot. It tests if the > > extent to which you understand the strange way Scots talk amongst > > themselves. And then it tests your taste for the strange, corny > > sense of humour - something which often takes a long time to > > understand, i.e. tests how long you really were in Scotland > ... BONNIE SCOTLAND Fri, 12 Jun 2009 14:10:47 GMT http://3456.heavenforum.com/bonnie-scotland-f31/test-for-cultural-identity-t3106.htm#69483 http://3456.heavenforum.com/bonnie-scotland-f31/test-for-cultural-identity-t3106.htm http://3456.heavenforum.com/bonnie-scotland-f31/who-said-romance-was-dead-in-scotland-t3905.htm wiseguy ]]> BONNIE SCOTLAND Mon, 10 Aug 2009 12:49:07 GMT http://3456.heavenforum.com/bonnie-scotland-f31/who-said-romance-was-dead-in-scotland-t3905.htm#95446 http://3456.heavenforum.com/bonnie-scotland-f31/who-said-romance-was-dead-in-scotland-t3905.htm http://3456.heavenforum.com/bonnie-scotland-f31/scottish-medical-dictionary-t3583.htm saffyre SCOTTISH MEDICAL DICTIONARY Artery......................... The study of paintings. Bacteria....................... Back door to cafeteria. Barium.......................... What doctors do when patients die. Benign........................ What you be, after you be eight. Caesarean Section........ A neighbourhood in Rome. Catscan......................... Searching for Kitty. Cauterize....................... Made eye contact with her.. Colic........................... A sheep ... BONNIE SCOTLAND Fri, 17 Jul 2009 10:09:45 GMT http://3456.heavenforum.com/bonnie-scotland-f31/scottish-medical-dictionary-t3583.htm#88443 http://3456.heavenforum.com/bonnie-scotland-f31/scottish-medical-dictionary-t3583.htm http://3456.heavenforum.com/bonnie-scotland-f31/flying-scotsman-t3688.htm maybee Maybe this should be in Jokes but couldn't resist At last Gordon Brown decided to throw the towel in and resign. His cabinet colleagues decided it would be a worthy gesture to name a railway locomotive after him. So a senior ‘Sir Humphrey’ went from Whitehall to the National Railway Museum at York, to investigate the possibilities. . "They have a number of locomotives at the NRM without names," a specially-sought consultant told the top civil servant. "Mostly freight ... BONNIE SCOTLAND Thu, 23 Jul 2009 10:36:38 GMT http://3456.heavenforum.com/bonnie-scotland-f31/flying-scotsman-t3688.htm#91416 http://3456.heavenforum.com/bonnie-scotland-f31/flying-scotsman-t3688.htm http://3456.heavenforum.com/bonnie-scotland-f31/it-happened-in-ardrossan-t3509.htm killielassie happened in Ardrossan. One resident, Bernadette O'Reilly, a 15 year old mother of 5 said "It gied me a pure fright so's it did. My little Chardonnay-Mercedes came running into ma bedroom greetin'. My youngest two, Tyler-Morgan and Megan-Storm slept through it all. Ah wiz still shaking when I was watching Trisha the next morning, so ah wiz". Neighbour Joseph 'young young' McGurn said "The noise wiz tremendous. At first ah thoat it wiz the Neds coming oot of Lord Carsons, but it ... BONNIE SCOTLAND Sun, 12 Jul 2009 21:21:22 GMT http://3456.heavenforum.com/bonnie-scotland-f31/it-happened-in-ardrossan-t3509.htm#86729 http://3456.heavenforum.com/bonnie-scotland-f31/it-happened-in-ardrossan-t3509.htm http://3456.heavenforum.com/bonnie-scotland-f31/three-cheers-for-the-big-fella-t3355.htm mazzie


]]> BONNIE SCOTLAND Wed, 01 Jul 2009 20:27:05 GMT http://3456.heavenforum.com/bonnie-scotland-f31/three-cheers-for-the-big-fella-t3355.htm#81374 http://3456.heavenforum.com/bonnie-scotland-f31/three-cheers-for-the-big-fella-t3355.htm http://3456.heavenforum.com/bonnie-scotland-f31/chewing-the-fat-t3327.htm wiseguy ]]> BONNIE SCOTLAND Mon, 29 Jun 2009 16:51:31 GMT http://3456.heavenforum.com/bonnie-scotland-f31/chewing-the-fat-t3327.htm#80236 http://3456.heavenforum.com/bonnie-scotland-f31/chewing-the-fat-t3327.htm http://3456.heavenforum.com/bonnie-scotland-f31/my-scotland-for-anyone-over-40-t3109.htm mazzie CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL THE KIDS WHO WERE BORN IN THE 1940's, 50's, 60's and 70's !! First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they carried us. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a tin, and didn't get tested for diabetes. Then after that trauma, our baby cots were covered with bright coloured lead-based paints. We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets, ... BONNIE SCOTLAND Fri, 12 Jun 2009 20:27:16 GMT http://3456.heavenforum.com/bonnie-scotland-f31/my-scotland-for-anyone-over-40-t3109.htm#69755 http://3456.heavenforum.com/bonnie-scotland-f31/my-scotland-for-anyone-over-40-t3109.htm http://3456.heavenforum.com/bonnie-scotland-f31/scottish-vernacular-t3121.htm mazzie Ersed - Bothered as in "Gonnae get us a beer fae the fridge?" "Naw........ Ah cannae be ersed" Skelf - Noun - Splinter as in "Fucksake, ah've goat a skelf in ma erse!" Birl - Verb: to twirl or spin, particularly to the point of dizziness Example: The wean wis birlin roon an roon oan the swivel chair, but she startit tae boak. Ma heid's birlin wi aw this information fae this new Glossary Boak - To throw up, be sick. Example: See ... BONNIE SCOTLAND Sun, 14 Jun 2009 19:41:42 GMT http://3456.heavenforum.com/bonnie-scotland-f31/scottish-vernacular-t3121.htm#71204 http://3456.heavenforum.com/bonnie-scotland-f31/scottish-vernacular-t3121.htm http://3456.heavenforum.com/bonnie-scotland-f31/susan-boyle-scotlands-newest-talent-t2638.htm killielassie http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lp0IWv8QZY




If you have'nt already heard tis lady, enjoy.

She is in this years Britains Got Talent and most certainly proves the saying, NEVER JUDGE A BOOK BY IT'S COVER.]]> BONNIE SCOTLAND Fri, 24 Apr 2009 23:18:07 GMT http://3456.heavenforum.com/bonnie-scotland-f31/susan-boyle-scotlands-newest-talent-t2638.htm#48867 http://3456.heavenforum.com/bonnie-scotland-f31/susan-boyle-scotlands-newest-talent-t2638.htm http://3456.heavenforum.com/bonnie-scotland-f31/twa-days-aff-t3187.htm mazzie The scene...A primary school somewhere in Scotland. Teacher. "Good morning children, today is Thursday, so we're going to have a history quiz. The pupil who gets the answer right can have Friday and Monday off and not come back to school until Tuesday." Wee Murray thinks, "YA BEAUTY ! I'm pure dead brilliant at history so I am. This is gonny be a doddle ! Teacher. "Right class, who can tell me who said, "Don't ask what our country can do for you, but ask what ... BONNIE SCOTLAND Sat, 20 Jun 2009 19:14:19 GMT http://3456.heavenforum.com/bonnie-scotland-f31/twa-days-aff-t3187.htm#75171 http://3456.heavenforum.com/bonnie-scotland-f31/twa-days-aff-t3187.htm http://3456.heavenforum.com/bonnie-scotland-f31/clocks-t2947.htm wiseguy A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, 'What are all those clocks?'. St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock move.' 'Oh', said the man. 'Whose clock is that?'. 'That's Mother Teresa's', replied St. Peter. 'The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.' 'Incredible', said the man. 'And whose ... BONNIE SCOTLAND Mon, 25 May 2009 21:16:03 GMT http://3456.heavenforum.com/bonnie-scotland-f31/clocks-t2947.htm#58115 http://3456.heavenforum.com/bonnie-scotland-f31/clocks-t2947.htm http://3456.heavenforum.com/bonnie-scotland-f31/ode-tae-a-fart-t3183.htm mazzie Oh whit a sleekit horrible beastie Lurks in yer belly efter the feastie Jist as ye sit doon among yer kin There sterts tae stir an enormous win' The neeps 'n' tatties 'n' mushy peas Stert workin' like a gentle breeze But soon the puddin' wi' the sauncie face Will hae ye blawin' a' ower the place Nae maiter whit the hell ye dae A'bodys gonnae hiv tae pay Even if ye try tae stifle It's like a bullet oot a rifle Hawd yer bum ticht tae the chair Tae try an' stop the leakin' air Shify ... BONNIE SCOTLAND Sat, 20 Jun 2009 10:57:52 GMT http://3456.heavenforum.com/bonnie-scotland-f31/ode-tae-a-fart-t3183.htm#75083 http://3456.heavenforum.com/bonnie-scotland-f31/ode-tae-a-fart-t3183.htm http://3456.heavenforum.com/bonnie-scotland-f31/glesca-pals-t3024.htm mazzie

http://www.glesga.ukpals.com/mainindex.htm




Enjoy.......................... ]]> BONNIE SCOTLAND Sat, 06 Jun 2009 18:15:12 GMT http://3456.heavenforum.com/bonnie-scotland-f31/glesca-pals-t3024.htm#65285 http://3456.heavenforum.com/bonnie-scotland-f31/glesca-pals-t3024.htm http://3456.heavenforum.com/bonnie-scotland-f31/a-pic-of-golach-t3052.htm johno [img=http://img38.imageshack.us/img38/630/scanner017.th.jpg]]]> BONNIE SCOTLAND Sun, 07 Jun 2009 16:34:06 GMT http://3456.heavenforum.com/bonnie-scotland-f31/a-pic-of-golach-t3052.htm#65796 http://3456.heavenforum.com/bonnie-scotland-f31/a-pic-of-golach-t3052.htm http://3456.heavenforum.com/bonnie-scotland-f31/golach-t2725.htm anneoctober JUST kidding !! :hang:]]> BONNIE SCOTLAND Sat, 02 May 2009 14:46:19 GMT http://3456.heavenforum.com/bonnie-scotland-f31/golach-t2725.htm#50649 http://3456.heavenforum.com/bonnie-scotland-f31/golach-t2725.htm http://3456.heavenforum.com/bonnie-scotland-f31/best-of-scottish-talent-not-t2960.htm mazzie
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it was on the weakest link last nite ]]> BONNIE SCOTLAND Sat, 16 May 2009 12:30:47 GMT http://3456.heavenforum.com/bonnie-scotland-f31/whats-t2854.htm#54731 http://3456.heavenforum.com/bonnie-scotland-f31/whats-t2854.htm