Little Johnny was practicing the violin in the living room while his Uncle was trying to read in the kitchen with the family dog lying asleep at his feet.
As the screeching sounds of little Johnny's violin reached his ears, the dog began to howl loudly.

Uncle listened to the dog and the violin as long as he could. Then he jumped up, slammed his paper to the floor and yelled above the noise, "For pity's sake, can't you play something the dog doesn't know!"

liked that,,,,

Oooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwww! LOL! Good joke, gambit!

Bit like in our house - good job we don't have a dog eh?