Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising
altitude,
the captain announced: 'Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Captain.

Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from London Heathrow to Toronto. The
weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth, uneventful flight. So
sit back,relax and..... OH, MY GOD !'

Silence followed!






Some moments later the captain came back on the intercom.


'Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry if I scared you . While I was talking
to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in
my
lap. You should see the front of my pants!'












One Irish passenger yelled, 'b jezis you should see the back of
mine